Get off your ass. Assuming that is a donkey there, you’ll need to walk to move through the levels in these new handheld pedometer games by Bandai (warning: awful Google translation ahead).
The games are targeted, strangely, at 30-somethings, which is good because I imagine the first thing a teenager would do is attach it to the family dog to level up quickly.
(Via CScout Japan and Gizmodo).
(And what do you call someone who is really into these gadgets? Pedophile seems just wrong.)